stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

ennish:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

As I kept scrolling down, all I could think of was “Who is this dapper kid and how can I get some fashion advice from him?”

His business story is much more important, though.

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

the-commissioners-corner:

Good Morning Patient 419, an interactive webcomic, where the readers submit commands and the protagonist listens! 419 is attempting to find their way out of a hospital and needs your help!

Sovennix has been working hard to bring this comic to life. It’s still new, and I think it deserves a few more readers!

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

minty-flutters:

I did the thing

Part 2

paexie:

[set1] [set2]

DONATION DOODLES 
Any donation via the donate button that’s $10 will get you a doodle of any character. Note that these are not commissions, they are drawn crudely, small and I cannot contact you for any mistakes. You may request a sketch per each $10. You may request the doodle to be private!

Thank you for the extra help!!

snowbouquet:

Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.